Monday, October 02, 2006

Mr. Bittons Tales

He felt deflated, and couldn't find an air pump adequate enough. Staying comfortable had been his problem, and he was now just bored. Rather than allow new things to surround him, he took to all things comfortable. His relationships suffered because of it. Finally, Bittons was smacked in the head by a boulder--a rock just hadn't done it yet.

(This is the part where the heavens open and great brass instruments sound)

Bittons raises his arms up, then moves his feet...much like a child does when they have to use the restroom bad, and cannot supress any longer.

In short: Things were going to change.

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